"To Be a Poly, Oh My Golly"

Okay, so the blog is currently a little behind. Sorry about this. We've had the best intentions for keeping it up to date, but we seem to be doing more and more as time goes on, giving us less and less time to keep this filled with our most recent goings on. In an attempt to get back up to speed in the next few weeks, this is quite a long post and perhaps one to sit with whilst enjoying a cup of tea and a biscuit (or a coffee if you're that way inclined). Enjoy.

Allow us to introduce you to The Crib. After more than 30 hours of sitting on planes and in departure lounges and stopping through Dubai and Melbourne before finally landing in Auckland, New Zealand, this was the bright green, reliable beast that awaited us. It was also our home for four weeks and so, before we get into the details of the trip itself, The Crib deserves a description.

Also known as an old Toyota Lucida, this automatic spacewagon had been painted lime green and purple by the company Jucy Rentals, ensuring that absolutely everyone would see us hurtling down New Zealand's highways. The front was the normal set-up; two seats, one for the driver and one for the passenger, a steering wheel...you get the gist. In the back though, all of the seats had been removed and replaced with a cushioned bench running the length of the car on either side. There wasn't much room for Richard if he was sitting upright on these, but if it was raining and there was nowhere else to go, they certainly served a purpose. At the foot of the car, in the area which you opened the boot onto, were a sink, a small fridge which ran off the cars secondary battery and a butane-powered gas hob which was housed in a discreet white box. We also had a DVD player on board, for those long, cold nights in the middle of nowhere. 

The reliable Crib

Inside The Crib by day...

...and by night

Picking this up on the afternoon that we landed, we were good to go in spite of our excessive jet-lag and checked in to a nearby Top 10 holiday park, which we'd soon find out were a chain of campsites across NZ. First stop: Auckland.

We arrived after dark, having had to drive around in circles a few times before we were able to find the site. Once there, we did little more than cook up some spaghetti carbonara (pasta!) before literally making our bed, slotting the right planks of wood into their corresponding spaces and ensuring the pillows-come-mattress were in the right order. With everything in it's place, we passed out for around twelve hours straight, save for Ashley's decision to wake up in he middle of the night and christen our camping spot by vomiting out of the side of the van. Richard is adamant that this was a reaction to the tiredness as opposed to his cooking. He ate the same and was fine.

Taking care to avoid the small patch of recycled carbonara as we got out of the van the next morning, number one on our list of things to do was to buy a hoodie. We'd packed in preparation for Asia and, having come from temperatures in the late twenties and, in some cases, well into their thirties, we were utterly unprepared for NZ's descent from Autumn and into Winter. An exciting first adventure in Kiwi-land, we're sure you'll agree, but it was quite the novelty to be venturing into actual shops with windows and concrete walls rather than shacks on the side of the road. The switch back to Western prices was going to take some getting used to though.

Whilst on our jumper quest, we managed to get chatting to a Kiwi guy in a skate and surf shop called Amazon. He'd just got back from his own travels through South East Asia and sat down with us for twenty minutes recommending all of the places we should try and visit whilst driving around. It was great to get the perspective of a local as the Lonely Planet only goes so far.

Before this however, we'd managed to drain The Cribs minuscule battery the previous night by having an internal light on to help us see as we made the bed. With no jump leads, we approached a couple we had spoken with last night called Warren and Barbara. Thankfully, they had a set of jump leads and so we were back up and running pretty quickly, despite the fact that we wouldn't actually be driving The Crib for the next couple of days, opting instead for the local bus to save money on parking in the city centre. Warren and Barbara, two almost strangers, offered to look after the keys for the day so that the car could remain running for fifteen minutes or so and regain its juice. On nothing more than a hunch, we said yes. They seemed like a trustworthy couple and we were right. Despite paranoid visions of our home and transport for the next month speeding into the distance whilst being driven by a couple of elderly con artists, both our keys an The Crib sat waiting for us upon our return. Over the three days we stayed in Auckland, we got to know Warren and Barbara pretty well, discovering that Warren had actually been living with cancer for the past thirteen years, having been given just three years to live. He and his wife had sold their house in NZ and were, in his own words, "gypsying it" around the country, stopping in the odd place for treatment and living out of the back of their van. Despite his situation, Warren was one of the most upbeat, enthusiastic and energetic people we've ever met. He even harboured plans to scale Kilimanjaro later this year. We have no doubt that he will do it either.

We went into Central Auckland a couple of times and, outside of the pant-wettingly exciting experience of buying a jumper, we also had a chance to see some of Auckland's sights. There was Auckland Museum, whose building was a sight in itself: a Greek-style, pillared building with carvings on it's facade - reminiscent in some ways of the New York Post Office, which sat inside Auckland Domain, an expansive park complex complete with sports fields and gardens. Inside was an excellent Maori and Pacific Islands exhibition, which took you through each Islands way of sustaining itself, their dress and spiritual beliefs, eating habits, weapons and so on (and where better to learn about such things than in the most densely Polynesian populated city in the world?). Also on display were some Maori totems, which we discovered represent and embody a particular tribes ancestors, as well as a twenty-five metre, hand-carved war canoe, and green Tikis - carved human figures made from jade stone and worn around the neck to represent the first person on earth and to bring good luck. There was also a fantastic earthquake simulator in the museum. You sat in a mocked-up lounge, on a couch watching fictional news reports of a volcanic eruption in Auckland (which is not so much a possibility as it is an inevitability due to the cities being built on as many as thirty dormant volcanoes). You're then suddenly being thrown around as pictures fall from the walls and ornaments hit the faux oak floors. Scary given the recent events in Christchurch and NZ's ongoing relationship with earthquakes because of its location on the boundary between both the Pacific and Indian/Australian plates. In fact, it was actually an earthquake that brought NZ as we know it to life as, until the plates collided six million years ago, a vast majority of the country was still in the sea. But we digress.

The impressive Auckland Museum

We also payed a visit to the top of the Southern Hemispheres tallest structure, the three hundred and twenty-eight metre high Sky Tower. We took the incredibly fast lift to the UFO-shaped viewing deck just before sunset and were treated to three hundred and sixty degree views of Auckland's skyline as it slowly lit up for the night before treating ourselves to a glass of wine each in the Sky Bar.

Auckland's Sky Tower

Enjoying our first glass of wine in a while in the Sky Bar

We managed to get out of central Auckland before moving on (having slept off the jet lag during our three nights there), visiting two dormant volcanoes, the first of which was Mt Eden. At the top of a large hill is a fifty metre deep crater with almost vertical walls and which cannot be entered as it is considered sacred by the Maori people (slightly unfortunate as the child in each of us just wanted to roll sideways down to its bottom. The child in both of us is also laughing at the word 'bottom'). From its top we gained another great view of Auckland's skyline and were also able to see our second stop, One Tree Hill.

One Tree Hill

Inside the beautiful Cornwall Park, One Tree Hill is a thirty minute, uphill walk (surprisingly) where you zig-zag and weave through sheep to get to its top. The name is a slight misnomer, with no actual tree sitting at the 'peak'. The first was chopped down by the British in the mid-1800's and the second existed until 2000, but is now no more. A NZ fun fact: U2 immortalised this sacred Maori sight on their Joshua Tree album, with the inspiringly title One Tree Hill. It was only released as a single in NZ and went straight to number one. Mmm, knowledge. 

The sheep we had to contend with

Impressive views from the top

With only twenty-nine days and a hell of a lot of ground to cover, we needed to move on, despite there being much more to do in Auckland. Our original intention was to go a little further north to Poor Knights Island Marine Reserve to do some scuba diving, but Ashley had developed a cold and, with congested ears, this wasn't really an option. Plan B then: go a lot further north - over 500km - to the Bay of Islands.

This was our first bit of proper driving since we'd landed and the scenery along the way was nothing short of jaw dropping, driving past rugged beaches on the east coast and pootling our way up winding hills (arguably mini mountains in some cases) only to freewheel down the other side, singing along to cheesey and respectable music in equal measure. Driving in NZ was also incredibly easy. When we first picked up a road map, we thought it was a basic one as it wasn't overly detailed. However, it turned out that that's just the extent of NZ's road network. Generally, theres only one road from one place to another, thankfully making it difficult to get very lost.

We rolled into a quaint seaside town called Pahia, which was quite similar in its set-up to St Brelades Bay for all the Jersey readers. Here, we spent two nights at the Beach Side Holiday Park looking out onto the sea, whilst being surrounded by woods. It was slightly confusing and, if you don't know better, you'd have assumed you were looking at a lake. 

The view from outside The Crib

As well as finding a small, secluded pebble beach on a woodland walk, we also went on a boat tour, confusingly and somewhat disturbingly named 'The Cream Tour'. This took you through the Bay of Islands, giving you some facts and history on its crystal clear, blue lagoons and picturesque islands, of which there were tens. For instance, we passed the ominously named Assassination Cove. The story goes that the owner of the island to which the cove's attached died, leaving its possession to his wife, with a Maori servant helping with its upkeep. However, an English chap quickly rolled onto the scene and became close friends with the wife, but the Maori neither liked nor trusted him. The Englishman and the wife were both found dead on the island and there are two versions of the story. The first is that the Maori lopped off the head of the Englishman and then murdered the wife after she witnessed the decapitation. The second is that the Maori discovered the Englishman was manipulating the woman into giving him the island, but got fed up and killed her. The Maori avenged her killing with a decapitation. Either way, the Maori ended up hanged.

We also stopped into the bay of a small island called Urupukapuka for some lunch and were taken to Motukokako, or Hole in the Rock. Unsurprisingly, the latter was just that, an enormous hole 15m in height that had been created from thousands of years of erosion from the relentless sea. Unfortunately, due to rough sea conditions, we didn't drive through it, with not even the prospect of catching a drop of water from its ceiling on the top of the head (considered the height of good luck) warranting such a risk.

Hole in the Rock

Perhaps the highlight of the tour, however, came fairly early on. We'd signed up to swim with wild dolphins and, so long as the following conditions were met, we would be able to get in the water with them:

• Dolphins must not be mating (fine by us, we don't want to get caught in the crossfire)
• They must not be feeding
• There must be no babies in the pod (i.e. below 18 months) as they're prone to disease, with only 40% of new borns surviving in the first place.

The first pod of dolphins we saw, which was about twenty to thirty in size, did have newborns in it, meaning we couldn't get in, but did get some great photos.

A couple of photos Richard caught of the dolphins

We soon approached a second pod and this time we were allowed to swim with them. We got down into our swimming gear and were given a snorkel, mask and pair of fins and were also expecting a wetsuit given the fact that it was NZ's autumn. However, we were assured by the crew that the water was still warm and so we didn't need one. Debatable, as when we jumped off the side of the boat and into the net (more on that in a moment), we, and everyone else, let out a gasp or squeal.

So, the net. Rather than burdening us with the responsibility of jumping straight into the sea, we stepped off the deck of the boat into a large net attached to the side of the boat and which was partially suspended in the sea. Us and the twenty or so people that had signed up to do the swim sat in this like the catch of the day, holding on for dear life as the boat continued to speed towards the pod. The time eventually came to unleash us on the porpoises (Porpoise? Porpoi?) and we sat poised for the signal to swim towards them like horses in their stables waiting for the starting pistol. The suspense was palpable.

We suddenly heard the call from the boat: "Go! Go! Go!" we all frantically released ourselves from the net and splashed, kicked and spluttered towards them in what was more of a scrum during the first thirty seconds. Away from the maddening crowds, we made strange noises and movements (clicks, twirls and high-pitched impressions mainly, exhausting our dolphin impression repertoire) to get them interested. The result was the amazing sight of seeing one swim right under our feet. Incredible!

From cold water to boiling hot, having visited our most northerly point, we drove back down through Auckland and into the Coromandel Peninsula where we were introduced to a NZ phenomena we would soon become pretty familiar with: geothermal activity (go science!).

The drive to Whitianga was long, taking the best part of a day, breaking only for a stop for (incredibly cheap) sushi, a pause for petrol and a excited swerve into a lay-by to capture a photo of the ellusive double rainbow ("what does it mean?!"). Out of Auckland, there are roads called highways, but whilst the name implies a certain busyness, they are in fact just one lane roads with a passing lane every ten kilometres or so (much to the satisfaction of those motorists that chose to drive up our arse as we slowed past various sights). Not a dual-carriage way in sight and it's not surprise. At one point in the journey, we didn't see one car for over an hour and a half, so congestion isn't a huge problem.

Double Rainbow!

Twenty minutes from Whitianga is the confusingly similarly named town of Whangamata ('Wh' is pronounced 'F' in Maori by the way), where we were able to dig our own spa on Hot Water beach. On a specific part of Hot Water Beach, if you dig a hole deep enough, it fills with hot water from below an so, hiring a spade from a beachside cafe, we went to find ourselves a spot on the beach. It took us a few attempts to strike the right water temperature, with our first hole filling with cold sea water. Taking just a few steps to the left and trying again, our second hole filled with water that was too hot to stand in. If you were in there for more than a second or two, your feet would start to burn. Just like Goldilocks, we eventually found a spot with sea water that was just right and marveled at the wonders of nature as we sat back and basked in what was essentially an outdoor bath.

Relaxing in our homemade thermal spa

Everyone was doing it

That evening, we happened upon a small 'fush und chup' shop called Craigs. Yet to indulge in one of NZ's most beloved takeaways, we had a fishermans basket between us: a piece of cod, crab sticks, calamari, fish cakes and oysters, all of which were, of course, coated in a crispy batter. It was glorious and writing that sentence has brought back fond memories. We sat in a car park above a beach to devour this treat and, popping to the loo before we left, we discovered what might just be man's greatest invention.

Every bit as good as it looked

First there was fire. Then there was the wheel. Sliced bread came along and everyone was pretty impressed. All of this, however, was just a drawn out epilogue to...the Excelloo. Once the door was locked, a voice came over a pair of speakers: "Door locked. You have ten minutes before this door automatically unlocks". Introduction over, an instrumental version of 'What the World Needs Now' began to play and, once you were done, the loo was even nice enough to say goodbye. What a charmer.

Kiwi 360 on the way to Rototorua.
Cheesiest attraction ever.

More geothermal action occurred in Rotorua, which was full of bubbling mud pools and hot water springs. Whilst the steam drifting from these areas looked rather mystical, the result was the smell of rotten eggs (sulphur) lingering in the air. An excellent (and free) place to see such things was Kuirau Park.

The source of Rotorua's eggy smell. 

We also payed a visit to the Lady Gnox Geyzer, which was discovered in the 1800's by a group of prisoners that were clearing the surrounding area of gauze. Discovering that the water within it was hot, they began using it to wash their clothes in. One day, however, as one of the prisoners scrubbed at what were no doubt a pair of filthy undercrackers, he dropped his bar of soap into the geyzer, which, moments later erupted high into the air, sending the prisoners running in fear. This is how the geyzer is made to erupt each day at 10:15am, but instead of soap, an eco-friendly chemical is dropped in to create the eighteen foot stream of water. 

Acting our age as we wait for the geyzer to erupt

What we were waiting for

Arguably far more impressive though were the two geothermal pools we visited. The first was a well hidden secret that we would never have discovered had it not been for a group of Americans and one NZer who had been touring the North Island during their Easter break. The NZer was using an obscure, local guidebook and in order to find this little slice of paradise, they had to decipher some sort of riddle. Thankfully, having done the brain work, they kindly gave us the directions and we were able to find the isolated hot pool (complete with waterfall) down a small dirt path not far from Lady Gnox. The second was bigger, better known and therefore had a name: Kerosene Creek. This wasn't so much a pool as it was a part of a river, but it still had the obligatory waterfall. and we sat here for a good while, floating on our backs and digging our feet into the unbelievably warm silt on the river bed. In fact, probably spent a good couple of hours bathing and paddling in the two pools and, despite the strong smell of sulpher on our skin, we felt suitably relaxed.

The unnamed pool

Another hot water pool: Kerosene Creek

It wasn't all lazing about in Rotorua though. There were plenty of chances to an adrenaline fix through activities such as skydiving, bungee jumping, zorbing, luging and mountain biking. We opted for a spot zorbing and some mountain biking through the expansive Redwoord Forrest (over 100km of Mountain biking track organised, mapped out and graded by difficulty like a piste map). For those unfamiliar with the concept of zorbing, it involves being put inside a large, inflatable ball at the top of a hill and being pushed so that you roll down to the bottom. We opted for two in a zorb, which meant that they filled it a few inches with warm water before closing us in (slightly claustrophobic) and giving us a good shove in the right direction. 

A fun twenty seconds

It was over in a mater of seconds - fifteen? Twenty? We're not sure how many exactly - but was excellent fun. We laughed from top to bottom as we slipped back and forth and bashed into one another, before ungracefully vacating the ball at the bottom of the slope only to find a photographer capturing our exit frame by frame.

"It looks like it's given birth to you" - Alice Coombs

YEAH!

Given NZ's strong Maori presence, which pervades almost every aspect of the country's history, culture and even its politics (for instance, there are Maori-specific political parties and Maori language TV channels), we wanted to learn more about it. We therefore chose the fun but  informative Mitai evening, where we got a look into what a traditional Maori camp would have looked like. Greeted with a powhiri, a traditional and  intimidating Maori welcome that included lots of screaming and oar waving by heavily set men covered in traditional Maori tattoos (moko) in a canoe (waka), we also bore witness to the incredibly intimidating haka. This was not the same haka as that performed by the All Blacks as each tribe has its own distinct version of the war dance. There was still lots of psychopathic chest slapping, foot stamping, eye bulging, throat-hoarsening screaming and tongue protruding nonetheless. It's easy to understand why this was such an effective deterrent until people started showing up with guns.

These guys can still do scary

Educated, better informed and our minds full of facts, it was time to fill our bellies. For the best part of the day, a hangi had been buried underground cooking on the embers of a fire. The chicken, lamb, stuffing, potatoes and sweet potatoes (kumara) were served up buffet style along with other accompaniments and so were able to wander along the long tables and pile our plates high. Which we did. Twice. We also got dessert and, as Richard was considering a second helping (before having finished his first) we were called for our late-night kiwi tour. We downed our cups of tea (hardcore to the end) and spent an hour waddling around on a guided tour of Rainbow Springs, the highlight of which was seeing the long-legged, long-beaked, spiky feathered and surprisingly cute nocturnal kiwi.

Two of these for Richard (plus dessert)

We had been toying with the possibility of doing a skydive since before we left in February, but given Richard's morbid fear of heights, he wasn't sure he'd be able to bring himself to throw himself out of a plane hundreds of feet above the ground. However, Ashley really wanted to do it and, not wanting her to do it on her own, we decided to bite the bullet and book ourselves in to do a skydive in Taupo, our next stop on our journey south. The town is apparently the unofficial skydiving capital of the world, with around thirty thousand jumps taking place there each year, so we figured the odds would at least be with us. We arrived the day before the jump to begin psyching ourselves up. However, after an anxious and therefore restless night of little sleep, we called ahead to ensure the conditions were good only to discover that the jump wouldn't be taking place due to excessive cloud coverage. We were genuinely disappointed that we wouldn't be throwing ourselves out of a plane (as surprising as that sounds), but it was encouraging that the companies weren't willing to take any chances. We moved on and would save the jump for another day. 


Rather than go back on ourselves, we thought it would be more time efficient to stop and fill The Crib up with petrol on our way down to Napier. The petrol light was on, but, we thought, we'd be sure to see a station in the the first few miles of driving. 


An hour and a half and one hundred an thirty kilometres later, we had still yet to fill up and the gauge was under the empty symbol. Running on what must have been no more than fumes, the roads transpired against us, throwing steep, winding hills in front of us every few miles. Richard was probably looking at the petrol gauge more than he was looking at the road and we both were mulling what we'd do when (not if) we ran out of petrol. 

"We've just passed a farm back there. They must have petrol", we said. Richard would have to walk there and leave Ashley and the car parked up somewhere. Anything not to have to call someone out!

We pulled into a cul-de-sac where we saw two elderly couples habit a conversation on the pavement. Pulling in alongside them, we asked if there was a petrol station nearby. "Just ten minutes away. Come out of here, keep going straight and then hang a right", replied one of the old boys. Ten minutes! We could make that!

"Have you got enough to get you there?", they asked. "We think so", we answered, the car engine still running. The conversation continued: "how long've you been on empty?". "Over an hour", we said through gritted teeth. "The cars still running and so we're still burning petrol", we wanted to point out as they asked us where we were from. One of them then told us that he had a couple of litres in the garage if we wanted it. Whilst tempted by what was an extremely kind offer, we were willing to chance it on the ten minute drive and so thanked them all before making a final dash for it. When we saw the neon red and yellow glow of the Shell emblem, we starting cheering like crazy. We may have even wept a few tears of joy. In 1931, Napier was hit by an earthquake that reached 7.9 on the Richter Scale, killed two hundred and fifty eight people and all but flattened the town. Perhaps a silver lining, however, was the fact that the town grew by forty square kilometres in a matter of minutes as the quake heaved a former lagoon two metres above sea level. With the town leveled, there was a need for a quick, cheap, easy and safe means of rebuilding the town and the solution created an enormous  and impressive array of Art Deco buildings that were thrown up between 1931 and 1933. This made for an interesting afternoon walk around the town and a great place to find a good cafe (Ujazi in our case) and do some serious people watching.

A couple of bits of Art Deco architecture from Napier

We have a confession to make. We've been going to McDonalds. Not to fill up on burgers, but to take advantage of the free wifi that they offer. Their set-up in NZ is actually rather good, each McDonalds having an attached McCafe, which is pleasant in comparison to the ones you find at home - the tea even comes out in a pot. It was during these visits Macca's (as it's known here) that we begun to plan the next stage of our travels, Southeast Asia, and it is also here that we made the difficult to decision to cut Laos from our plans. Whilst we really wanted to visit, we are limited by both cost and time and, unfortunately, both were against us. Instead, we decided to split our five weeks evenly between Thailand and Vietnam. 

When we booked The Crib, way back when, we naively thought that the NZ$55 we'd be paying each day would be travel and accommodation, end of. We didn't factor in the fact that we would need to pull up into campsites and pay anywhere between NZ$30 and NZ$40 per night. We were therefore ecstatic to find out about DOC sites, simple, no thrills campsites offering little more than a toilet and a stunning location (next to a lake, river or forest) that usually cost nothing. We stayed in these as often as we could, but eventually had to shower and wash our dirty dishes. Our next stop, New Zealand's capital, Wellington, was quite a drive and so we decided to split it up by stopping overnight at one such site in the little town of Featherston. 

Preparing steak sandwiches

As we prepared our dinner on our butane hob in the boot of The Crib, a man with long, scraggy, slightly greying hair wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt tucked into a pair of jeans and holding a mug of coffe wandered over. We believe the NZ term for such a person is a 'Westie', 'Bogan' or 'Munter': "a rough-edged fellow, probably wearing a black t-shirt, drinking beer and listening to AC/DC". His name, he soon informed us, was Eric and it turned out that this is where he lived, as he pointed over to an enormous house bus in the corner of the field. In fact, this was his job and had been for eighteen years. At the beginning of any given summer, he would buy an old bus, do it up and "kit it out" whilst living it through the winter before selling it the following summer. On his latest project, he had spent NZ$10,000 and, he assured us, he would sell it on for NZ$40,000, having put in an XBox 360 and a wood burner. That's right, a wood burner. In the back of a bus. Actual fire. He pointed to the smoking chimney sticking out of the roof of the bus. Eric was quite the character and was big into his drag racing, pointing to a large circle of mud and saying "that's where I was doing doughnuts last week. I've got a V12 engine in there at the moment". The bus was a good fifteen foot long. At the end of our introductory chat, he invited us over for coffee after dinner so that we could have a look around. We said we would, but when we heard the heavy bassline of some happy hardcore blaring from his direction, we decided we didn't want to interrupt. 

The next morning, however, we wandered over after breakfast, during which we some how managed to set the butane cannister powering the hob on fire. Panicking that the can would explode, Ashley sensibly ran to grab the water, whilst Richard irrationally grabbed and poured the closest liquid to hand - a carton of milk. 


Disaster averted, we knocked on Eric's door and were enthusiastically invited in to what was...a bit of a tip in all honestly. Eric sold the bus quite well, boasting cabinets and sideboards made from old oak from school tables, a cosey fireplace and a big widescreen TV. In fact, the wood was a mish mash of the old faux-wood school tables I'm sure you'll all know or remember, which he had salvaged from a dump, the carpet was straight out of the 1970's (a faded mauve/pink) and the bed looked incredibly dirty. He'd even got a shower on the bus, although technically this was outside and connected to a battery. He'd made himself a little hidey-hole, complete with shower curtain, so he could clean himself up whenever the mood took him. Perhaps it's one redeeming feature was the wood-burner, which had been sat at the bottom of his friends garden for years ("we just set fire to it and it got rid of all the rust"). We were doubtful he'd shift this for NZ$40,000.

We sat down on the questionable couch and chatted for about an hour. Don't get us wrong, Eric was a very nice, very friendly guy. He was just a bit of an odd ball. He'd managed to assume Richard was in some way interested in cars and so kept showing him photos of sooped up Fords and Mitsubushi's, saying "Ah! You'll enjoy this". He did his best to show some sort of knowledge on engines and the like. Eric was not a finger in one pie kind of guy though. Not only did he have his house bus venture, he also sold weed out of his van. He dug an enormous bag of it out of a draw and held it up, before a shocked expression spread across his face, as if to say "where are my manners?". "Did you want a joint by the way?", he offered, as casually as if it were a cup of tea and despite the fact that it was 09.30am and we had mentioned two or three times that we were about to drive on to Wellington. We politely declined and set-off on our way.

Despite being NZ's capital, as well its political hub, Wellington is a wonderfully small city with a lot of character and is easy to cover on foot. We visited the big sights, the Beehive being one of them (NZ's Houses of Parliament) and the Government Building, which is rather surprisingly made completely of wood. The most enjoyable street on which to spend an afternoon (or a day. Or two) was Cuba Street, where the shops were unusual and botique-y and the coffee was easy to come by and incredibly good in the many cafes that lined the street.

Wellington's political powerhouse: The Beehive

Government House: genuinely made
of wood.We knocked on it

We also visited Te Papa museum, an  excellent, sprawling museum offering similar exhibitions to the Auckland Museum (Maori and Pacific Islands, Volcanoes and Earthquakes and so on), but if we had to choose between the two, Ta Papa would probably take home first place as it was more interactive and engaging (and housed a preserved colossal squid).

One of many cappucino's

Ticking off Windy Welly, which more than lived up to its name, we boarded a late car ferry that would take us on to Picton and the beginning of the South Island.